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HARDSPREADABLEGONE
PURR-IUM DAIRY CO.

I live in the door. Second shelf, next to the eggs, since the fridge was new.

Four ounces, cold all the way through. Nobody takes all of me at once. They take a little every morning and shut the light off again.

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still hard Butter Cat, a stick of butter with a cat face net wt 4 oz
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01 . THE COUNTER

SOMEBODY
LEFT ME OUT.

Ten at night. The kitchen went quiet, the light clicked off, and nobody came back for me.

By two in the morning my corners were gone and my tail was lying flat in the dish.

this is the only night i get to be shaped like anything
02 . THE TOAST

I DO NOT SPREAD WHEN COLD.

You put me back in at eleven. At seven you wanted toast, and you came at me with a cold knife and no patience at all.

So I sat on the blade in one hard lump, the bread came apart down the middle, and you looked at me like I did that on purpose.

I did.

your fault, honestly A slice of toast torn in half by a cold lump of butter
03 . THE LABEL

ONE PRODUCT.
ONE SHELF.

There is no second flavour, no whipped version, no tub. The whole company is me and the wrapper I came in, and the wrapper went in the bin on day one.

The original Butter Cat wrapper
AS SOLD . UNOPENED . ONE OF ONE
4
OZ

Nutrition Facts

Serving size 1 pat (5 g)
Servings per block
about 8, if you are honest
Spreadability, cold
none
Spreadability, left out overnight
excellent
Personality
room temperature
Address
door, second shelf
Reaction to the microwave
total
CONTRACT
soon

Percent daily values were decided by a stick of butter. Store below 4 C. Watch the number climb on Dexscreener.

Butter Cat lying in a covered butter dish
my preferred container
04 . THE PAN

THE PAN IS
NOT A THREAT.

Every stick gets a pan eventually. Mine is the back left burner and it has never once pretended otherwise.

I go in whole and I come out as a smell that reaches the hallway. There are worse ways to finish four ounces.

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Butter Cat melting in a frying pan
BACK LEFT BURNERMEDIUM HEAT